Why I Am Single

IT JUST IT ME EVERYONE.

The real, true, honest to goodness reason I am single.

You know all those "send this to eleven people in twenty minutes or you will have a doomed love life for twelve years" forwards?

I always respond "psssh, whatever," and then promptly delete them.

THIS IS WHY I AM SINGLE AND FAIL IN RELATIONSHIPS

I DON'T FORWARD MESSAGES.

FORWARD, OR ELSE!!!!!!


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